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The Headline Hoax #12: Nervous crypto Bros ask AI to help them move bitcoin from cold storage into their sock drawer
Aug06August 6, 2026The Headline Hoax - Fake Headlines

The Headline Hoax #12: Nervous crypto Bros ask AI to help them move bitcoin from cold storage into their sock drawer

No Story – Just a Fake Quackenbush Headline
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The Lede Balloon #173: Police: woman wed multiple men to get money for gambling addiction
Aug05August 5, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #173: Police: woman wed multiple men to get money for gambling addiction

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #172: Mel Brooks turns 100 and says he has “no plans to retire”
Aug04August 4, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #172: Mel Brooks turns 100 and says he has “no plans to retire”

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #171: Melissa McCarthy is a vision in figure-hugging power suit and statement hat during special Hollywood outing
Jul30July 30, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #171: Melissa McCarthy is a vision in figure-hugging power suit and statement hat during special Hollywood outing

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #170: Pentagon Releases New Batch of UFO Files
Jul29July 29, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #170: Pentagon Releases New Batch of UFO Files

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

The Lede Balloon #169: Swalwell hires private investigator as accuser aids probe
Jul28July 28, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #169: Swalwell hires private investigator as accuser aids probe

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

First Crush at 7 Years Old: A Sports-Obsessed Kid’s Awkward Moment
Jul23August 5, 2026Unfocussed Assessments - (Stories)

First Crush at 7 Years Old: A Sports-Obsessed Kid’s Awkward Moment

Most kids get their first crush around age 5–7. My 7-year-old sports kid? More interested in fastballs than little girls. That is, until one day at his Little League game when a girl he’s known since he was two showed up after a dance recital.

The Lede Balloon #168: Andy Reid confirms Kelce-Swift wedding invite with classic one-liner
Jul22July 22, 2026The Lede Balloon - (News Jokes)

The Lede Balloon #168: Andy Reid confirms Kelce-Swift wedding invite with classic one-liner

Real Headlines… Fake Quackenbush News Jokes

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